So, now that the election is over, [eyes looking skyward as I say a silent prayer of gratitude that I don’t have to endure any more political commercials], I can focus my attention on more important things… like what I want for Christmas!
And as I’ve been making my list (and checking it twice), I’ve realized something horribly sad and pathetic:
I’m an old lady!
Gone are the days where I wanted highly frivolous and fun things (like a Barbie mini-van or Mr. T jewelry kit).
Now I want, well… need, extremely practical and boring things (which fully place me in the “old lady” category).
Don’t believe me?
Here are my top three Christmas “wishes”:
1. A shredder.
3. Grocery Bag Holder. (Seriously.)
If I added undies, socks, and some kind of ointment, I’d be able to apply for my senior citizens discount!
(Although, with my birthday right around the corner, you never know!)
So, please, if you have any fun Christmas present ideas, leave me a comment. I’m too young to be so utilitarian…